THIS IS SPARTA!

This made me lol.

Sperm Convo part 1..

Andrew: i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore

Chris:  Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):)

i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:35:03 PM)
So.
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:35:04 PM)
Cum.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:35:14 PM)
is white and sperm like
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:35:21 PM)
yeah
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:35:25 PM)
and sticky in my keyboard
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:36:26 PM)
lol
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:36:27 PM)
I had to take off a few keys today and clean them.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:36:42 PM)
rofl
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:36:53 PM)
Yeah ’cause I lost control and well
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:36:56 PM)
sense of aim.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:37:13 PM)
lol
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:37:42 PM)
fucking lol
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:37:51 PM)
Lol
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:37:55 PM)
it had been like, a week.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:37:58 PM)
LOL
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:38:03 PM)
it must have smelt rank
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:38:16 PM)
I mean a week since I came last
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:38:17 PM)
lol
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:38:21 PM)
u rekon that if u eat pineapple before u cum.. it tastes better
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:38:28 PM)
I don’t reckon that I know that
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:38:32 PM)
and youv’e gotta do it for a few days before hand
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:38:40 PM)
alrigh
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:38:41 PM)
t
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:38:43 PM)
u do it
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:38:56 PM)
and get one of ur friends to taste test
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:38:57 PM)
I do yes lol
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:39:01 PM)
LOL
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:39:02 PM)
say its milk (h)
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:39:04 PM)
Okay.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:39:33 PM)
works every time
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:39:36 PM)
Yeah my taste test is a bit biased.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:40:12 PM)
lolll
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:40:27 PM)
gotta admit I give good head though
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:40:27 PM)
lol
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:40:38 PM)
LOL
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:40:41 PM)
and how do u know u do?
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:40:47 PM)
I’m flexbile
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:40:51 PM)
flexible.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:40:59 PM)
oh god.
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:41:04 PM)
LOL
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:41:20 PM)
flexible and hung (H)
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:41:30 PM)
^o)
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:41:30 PM)
lol
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:41:44 PM)
haha.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:41:45 PM)
So how many times have u given good head.
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:41:48 PM)
I leave boys sore in the morning
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:41:53 PM)
Multiple times
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:42:00 PM)
fucking lol
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:42:58 PM)
not always to myself either lol
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:43:04 PM)
FUCKING
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:43:06 PM)
ROFL
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:43:09 PM)
FROFL
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:43:18 PM)
I’ve only done it to about five guys
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:43:19 PM)
xD
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:43:50 PM)
multiple times to each?
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:43:58 PM)
all but one
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:43:59 PM)
lol
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:44:06 PM)
three of them were straight (H)
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:44:10 PM)
claimed I was better than any girl.
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:44:12 PM)
Take note
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:44:12 PM)
haha.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:44:18 PM)
lolz
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:44:24 PM)
to quote that guy I heard in that song
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:44:28 PM)
“Aint nothing wrong with helpin’ a buddy out”
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:44:31 PM)
HAHAHA @ myself.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:44:47 PM)
i hate to break it to u, But each guy u gave head to probably HADNT had it done to them by any girl
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:44:58 PM)
two of them had
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:45:00 PM)
and I have too
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:45:04 PM)
they are a race we normal people call the “gays”
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:45:04 PM)
and I agree that guys do it better
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:45:22 PM)
man I had two girls go down on me at once
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:45:25 PM)
and I agree that ONE guy does it better
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:45:34 PM)
lol, What would u do with 2 chicks.
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:45:51 PM)
I fucked one
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:45:52 PM)
I was drunk
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:45:57 PM)
and a hole is a hole when I’m drunk
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:45:58 PM)
xD
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:46:02 PM)
LOL
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:46:07 PM)
did she make u scream lolz
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:46:10 PM)
No
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:46:13 PM)
It wasn’t that great
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:46:20 PM)
it was TOO wet and not tight enough
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:46:26 PM)
*shrugs* it’s not that good.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:46:30 PM)
mkay
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:46:36 PM)
to me.
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:46:37 PM)
Lol
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:46:43 PM)
ur gay tho
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:46:50 PM)
yeah
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:46:55 PM)
but turned on, I’ll fuck naything
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:47:08 PM)
pleasure is pleasure no mater what it’s from
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:47:23 PM)
an animal?
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:47:31 PM)
ew
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:47:33 PM)
kill yourself.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:47:46 PM)
he said it 8-)]
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:47:56 PM)
what?
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:48:01 PM)
dw
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:48:54 PM)
tits or gtfo
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:49:02 PM)
Lol
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:49:04 PM)
coz thats how i roll.
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:49:17 PM)
Want me to change your opinion?
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:49:24 PM)
forty minutes. You, me, bottle of bourbon.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:49:44 PM)
and now im scared..
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:49:53 PM)
Lol
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:49:54 PM)
wait
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:49:56 PM)
U TIMED URSELF
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:49:59 PM)
the only reason you’re scared is the fact that it could work.
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:50:03 PM)
No, I’m timing YOU
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:50:09 PM)
nah man
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:50:10 PM)
fucking
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:50:12 PM)
1 minute
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:50:13 PM)
forty minutes is usually enough for any guy to cum under my tongue.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:50:14 PM)
I mean what?
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:50:22 PM)
fuck i fucked myself there
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:50:30 PM)
LOL
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:50:41 PM)
*jumps off cliff*
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:50:46 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeloN23PRrc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eweareacommunity%2Ecom%2Fshowthread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D840
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:51:10 PM)
Oh dear
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:51:13 PM)
I’m not watching that.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:51:16 PM)
why not lol
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:51:19 PM)
its fking funny
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:51:25 PM)
it has bible in the name
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:51:26 PM)
therefore
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:51:29 PM)
terrible
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:51:51 PM)
lol
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:52:50 PM)
You’re so gonna go off tonight and see if you can suck yourself off
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:53:02 PM)
im not flexible
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:53:07 PM)
Lol
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:53:46 PM)
yay for me
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:53:58 PM)
poor thing
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:54:08 PM)
i know =[
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:54:46 PM)
do yoga (Y)
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:54:49 PM)
LOL
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:54:52 PM)
Tai chi!
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:55:05 PM)
naw
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:55:09 PM)
yoga gives you the “human pretzel”
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:55:17 PM)
lolz
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:55:19 PM)
no wai.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:55:24 PM)
Im not gonna suck myself off
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:55:25 PM)
fuck that
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:55:27 PM)
hahaha
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:55:44 PM)
*jumps off a bigass motherfucking cliff
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:55:55 PM)
I shall continue to until my boyfriend and I are at such a stage where he can do it instead.
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:56:04 PM)
it’s always better wittth someone else doing it.
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:56:12 PM)
yeah, IT GENERALLY WORKS THAT WAY
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:56:19 PM)
LOL
Chris + Soundtrack pro (8):) says: (5:56:38 PM)
unless u have fetish for that thing..
i.cant.hear.your.screams.anymore says: (5:56:42 PM)
Hahaha.

Cock

This doesn’t involve Chris in any way what so ever

But it makes me laugh so I’m sharing it. It’s a conversation between myself  ( [xXxSTUDxMUFFINxXx] and Danielle (cupcake).

[xXxANDYxCORExXx] You’re hot when you act like a tiger. says:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

cupcake; don’t go and leave me, and please don’t drive me blind, you don’t believe me, but you do this everytime. says:
coz there was a cock on the otherside?

[xXxANDYxCORExXx] You’re hot when you act like a tiger. says:
HAHAHA COCK

[xXxANDYxCORExXx] You’re hot when you act like a tiger. says:
I’d cross the road for cock.

cupcake; don’t go and leave me, and please don’t drive me blind, you don’t believe me, but you do this everytime. says:
hahaha

[xXxANDYxCORExXx] You’re hot when you act like a tiger. says:
Oh wait you mean rooster.

Circumcision Discussion…

Andrew: Wtf is with circumcision.
Andrew: stupid 60 minutes
Chris: LOL
Chris: DID U GET CIRCUMCISED
Andrew: No
Andrew: Wtf is with it though
Andrew: Like.
Chris: idk
Andrew: For hundreds of thousands of years people have kept it with out a problem
Andrew: now in the last 100 years it’s a health risk
Chris:
Chris: its a health risk now?
Andrew: APPARENTLY.
Chris: ROFL
Chris: circumcision isnt a risk
Andrew: No
Andrew: no
Andrew: but having a foreskin is
Andrew: apparantly.
Chris: :/
Andrew: Yeahh fuckin’ cunts.
Andrew: “THE BENEFITS ARE GREATER”
Chris: lolz
Andrew: Everyone loves reduced sensitivity
Andrew: EVERYONE
Andrew: </sarcasm>
Afternote from Andrew: Seriously. That video made NO SENSE. Don’t watch it if you want to keep your sanity =P

Emo Battle #1

=cantrunanymore: Tiffany, use your Razor Gun attack!
=mc-cool:ROFL
=mc-cool:Abigail use the LiveJournal Attack!
=cantrunanymore: NOOOOO! LiveJournal beats Razor Gun! DDDD= *cut cut cut*
=cantrunanymore:Tiffany! BLEED ON THEM!
=mc-cool:Abigail, use the blood for a vile!
=cantrunanymore:TIFFANY! TAKE THE VIAL, BREAK IT, AND CUT YOURSELF WITH THE SHARDS!
=mc-cool:ABIGAIL, SHARD DANCE!
=cantrunanymore:…
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=mc-cool:ABIGAIL, GO CRY AND LISTEN TO EMO MUSIC!
=cantrunanymore: Tiffany! You win!